The Christian History of the Universe in 50 Words or Less

Heaven and Earth creation. Light production. Firmament presentation. Land and ocean separation. Grass and tree fruition. Stars, Sun, and Moon creation. Fish and fowl production. Cattle construction. People production. Tree of knowledge prohibition. Forbidden fruit consumption. Nakedness realization. Eden expulsion. Fruitful multiplication. Immaculate conception. Execution. Resurrection. Redemption. Armageddon. Re-Creation?

By Eric Schulman, with help from Kevin Spear (beardeddog@yahoo.com).

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