The Hithtory of the Univerthe in 200 Wordth or Leth

Quanthum flucthuathion. Inflathion. Expanthion. ththrong nuclear intheracthion. Parthicle-anthiparthicle annihilathion. Deutherium and helium producthion. Denthithy perthurbathionth. Recombinathion. Blackbody radiathion. Local conthracthion. Cluthther formathion. Reionizathion? Violenth relaxathion. Virializathion. Biaththed galaxy formathion? thurbulenth fragmenthathion. Conthracthion. Ionizathion. Comprethion. Opaque hydrothen. Maththive ththar formathion. Deutherium ignithion. Hydrogen futhion. Hythrogen deplethion. Core conthracthion. Envelope expanthion. Helium futhion. Carbon, oxythen, and thilicon futhion. Iron producthion. Implothion. Thupernova explothion. Methalth injecthion. ththar formathion. Thupernova explothionth. Thar formathion. Condenthathion. Planethethimal accrethion. Planethary differenthiathion. Cruthth tholidificathion. Volathile gath expulthion. Wather condenthathion. Wather diththociathion. Ozone producthion. Ulthravioleth abthorpthion. Phothothynthhethic unicellular organithmth. Oxidathion. Muthathion. Nathural thelecthion and evoluthion. Rethpirathion. Cell differenthiathion. thexual reproducthion. Foththilizathion. Land explorathion. Dinothaur exthincthion. Mammal expanthion. Glaciathion. Homo thapienth manifeththathion. Animal domeththicathion. Food thurpluth producthion. Civilizathion! Innovathion. Explorathion. Religion. Warring nathionth. Empire creathion and deththructhion. Explorathion. Colonizathion. thaxathion withhouth reprethenthathion. Revoluthion. Conththithuthion. Electhion. Expanthion. Induththrializathion. Rebellion. Emancipathion Proclamathion. Inventhion. Mathth producthion. Urbanizathion. Immigrathion. World conflagrathion. League of Nathionth. thuffrage exthenthion. Depreththion. World conflagrathion. Fiththion explothionth. Unithed Nathionth. thpace explorathion. Aththaththinathionth. Lunar excurthionth. Rethignathion. Computherizathion. World thrade Organizathion. therrorithm. Intherneth expanthion. Reunificathion. Diththoluthion. World-Wide Web creathion. Compothithion. Exthrapolathion?

Slurred translation by Bryan Cook (Tanjou@yahoo.com).

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