The Revised History of the Universe in 200 Words or Less
Quantum Fluctuation. Inflation. Expansion. Particle-Antiparticle
Deuterium and Helium Production. Matter Domination. Recombination.
Blackbody Radiation. Local Contraction. Large-Scale Structure
Formation. Violent Relaxation. Virialization. Galaxy Formation.
Turbulent Fragmentation. Contraction.
Ionization. Massive Star Formation. Deuterium
Hydrogen Fusion. Hydrogen Depletion. Core Contraction. Envelope
Helium Fusion. Carbon, Oxygen, and Silicon Fusion. Iron Production.
Supernova Explosion. Metals Injection. Star Formation. Universal
Acceleration. Supernova Explosions. Star Formation. Planetesimal
Accretion. Planetary Differentiation. Crust Solidification. Volatile
Gas Expulsion. Water Condensation. Carbon Dioxide Solution. Water
Escaping Hydrogen. Ozone Production. Ultraviolet Absorption.
Coacervate Formation. Molecular Reproduction. Protein Construction.
Photosynthetic Unicellular Organisms! Oxidation. Mutation. Evolution.
Cell Differentiation. Respiration. Sexual Reproduction. Multicellular
Organisms. Evolutionary Diversification. Fossilization. Trilobite
Land Exploration. Comet Collision. Dinosaur Extinction. Mammal
Homo Sapiens Manifestation. Language Acquisition. Glaciation.
Religion. Animal Domestication. Fermentation. Food Surplus
Inscription. Civilization! Exploration. Warring Nations. Empire
and Destruction. Expansion. Scientific Explanation. Colonization.
Constitution. Vaccination. Industrialization. Emancipation. Invention.
Urbanization. Migration. World Conflagration. Suffrage Extension.
World Conflagration. Fission Explosions. Computerization. United
Nations. Space Exploration. Population Explosion. Environmental
Superpower Confrontation. Liberation. Terrorism. Lunar Excursions.
Resignation. Inflation. Internet Expansion.
Globalization. Reunification. Dissolution. Union. World Wide Web
Composition. Terrorism. Invasion. Extrapolation?
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