The History of the Universe in 200 Words or Less
(Mexican version)

Quantum fluctuation. Inflation. Expansion. Strong nuclear interaction. Particle-antiparticle annihilation. Deuterium and helium production. Density perturbations. Recombination. Blackbody radiation. Local contraction. Cluster formation. Reionization? Violent relaxation. Virialization. Biased galaxy formation? Turbulent fragmentation. Contraction. Ionization. Compression. Opaque hydrogen. Massive star formation. Deuterium ignition. Hydrogen fusion. Hydrogen depletion. Core contraction. Envelope expansion. Helium fusion. Carbon, oxygen, and silicon fusion. Iron production. Implosion. Supernova explosion. Metals injection. Star formation. Supernova explosions. Star formation. Condensation. Planetesimal accretion. Planetary differentiation. Crust solidification. Volatile gas expulsion. Water condensation. Water dissociation. Ozone production. Ultraviolet absorption. Photosynthetic unicellular organisms. Oxidation. Mutation. Natural selection and evolution. Respiration. Cell differentiation. Sexual reproduction. Fossilization. Land exploration. Dinosaur extinction. Mammal expansion. Glaciation. Homo sapiens manifestation. Hunting. Migration. Agriculture. Food surplus production. Civilization! Religion. Warring nations. Empire creation and destruction. Exploration. Conquest. Exploitation. Independence. Constitution. Internal war. Invasion. Dictatorship. Revolution. Nationalism. Expropriation. World conflagration. Fission explosions. United Nations. Space exploration. Devaluation. Computerization. Internet. Reunification. Dissolution. Free trade. Rebellion. Assassinations. Crisis. World-Wide Web creation. Composition. Extrapolation?