You’re History in 200 Seconds Flat

Quantum fluctuation to you, too. Up your inflation. Read my expansion. I ain’t scared of strong nuclear interaction. Step outside for a little particle-antiparticle annihilation. You can’t even do deuterium and helium production. Density perturbations to you too. Recombination right here. I got your blackbody radiation. Do that local contraction to my face. Your sister’s cluster formation. You wanna do that reionization again? Your mamma’s violent relaxation. Your pappa’s virialization. You say I’m biased galaxy formation? Don’t gimme your turbulent fragmentation. Ooo, your contraction scares me. Ionization outside. You’ll find out what compression is. Your opaque hydrogen ain’t clear. Watch my massive star formation. Deuterium ignition is for wooses. You can’t even do hydrogen fusion. You’re all hydrogen depletion. Eat my core contraction. You watch your envelope expansion. I’ll show you helium fusion. Nothin’ but carbon, oxygen, and silicon fusion. Me, I got iron production. Your problem’s implosion. You don’t know supernova explosion. It’s like my metals injection. Just star formation, that’s what you are. I got nothin’ but supernova explosions. Waaa, baby wants star formation. I got some condensation for ya. You repeat that planetesimal accretion. You don’t know planetary differentiation. Your old lady’s just crust solidification. You’re just stale volatile gas expulsion. You just watch your water condensation in your pants. Don’t give me your water dissociation. Ozone production, that’s what it is. Ultraviolet absorption is too good for ya. You’re all photosynthetic unicellular organisms. Oxidation is for babies like you. Why you’re just a bunch of mutation. You just watch my natural selection and evolution. Oh, my respiration is worried. You can’t even do cell differentiation. Watch my sexual reproduction. Bite my fossilization. Land exploration is for babies. Dinosaur extinction, that’s what. Your mammal expansion can’t. You’re slow as glaciation. I’m no Homo sapiens manifestation. Animal domestication is too good for ya. I got food surplus production. You call that civilization! Innovation you don’t got. You can just do your exploration here. Don’t you say nothin’ about religion. Warring nations couldn’t keep me down. Empire creation and destruction, that’s what. Exploration is for pansies. I got your colonization right here. You’re nothin’ but taxation without representation. I got a revolution for ya. My constitution is stronger than yours. This ain’t no election. My expansion is bigger. You’re industrialization is rusty. I don’t want no rebellion from ya. This ain’t no Emancipation Proclamation. Your invention ain’t worth squat. Feel my mass production. My urbanization is bigger than yours. Don’t call me no immigration. You haven’t seen world conflagration. You and what League of Nations. Your sister’s suffrage extension. You’re gonna have a big Depression. A world conflagration, that’s what. Some fission explosions they are. The United Nations couldn’t stop me. Say that again and I’ll do some space exploration. Assassinations won’t keep me down. Just go on some lunar excursions. Your resignation, that’s what I want. Computerization won’t help ya. The World Trade Organization couldn’t sell ya for two cents. Your terrorism don’t scare me. No Internet expansion will get in my way. Reunification is kid’s stuff. You’ll be all dissolution when I’m through with ya. World-Wide Web creation was child’s play for me. Composition isn’t in my vocabulary. Extrapolation? What’s it to you, buddy?!