#include<iostream.h>
#include<string.h>
char hotu[99][40] = {
"Animal domestication. ", "Assassinations. ",
"Biased galaxy formation? ", "Blackbody radiation. ",
"Carbon, oxygen, and silicon fusion. ",
"Cell differentiation. ", "Civilization! ",
"Cluster formation. ", "Colonization. ",
"Composition. ", "Compression. ", "Computerization. ",
"Condensation. ", "Constitution. ", "Contraction. ",
"Core contraction. ", "Crust solidification. ",
"Density perturbations. ", "Depression. ",
"Deuterium and helium production. ", "Deuterium ignition. ",
"Dinosaur extinction. ", "Dissolution. ", "Election. ",
"Emancipation Proclamation. ",
"Empire creation and destruction. ", "Envelope expansion. ",
"Expansion. ", "Expansion. ", "Exploration. ",
"Exploration. ", "Extrapolation? ", "Fission explosions. ",
"Food surplus production. ", "Fossilization. ", "Glaciation. ",
"Helium fusion. ", "Homo sapiens manifestation. ",
"Hydrogen depletion. ", "Hydrogen fusion. ", "Immigration. ",
"Implosion. ", "Industrialization. ", "Inflation. ",
"Innovation. ", "Internet expansion. ", "Invention. ",
"Ionization. ", "Iron production. ", "Land exploration. ",
"League of Nations. ", "Local contraction. ",
"Lunar excursions. ", "Mammal expansion. ", "Mass production. ",
"Massive star formation. ", "Metals injection. ", "Mutation. ",
"Natural selection and evolution. ", "Opaque hydrogen. ",
"Oxidation. ", "Ozone production. ",
"Particle-antiparticle annihilation. ",
"Photosynthetic unicellular organisms. ",
"Planetary differentiation. ", "Planetesimal accretion. ",
"Quantum fluctuation. ", "Rebellion. ", "Recombination. ",
"Reionization? ", "Religion. ", "Resignation. ", "Respiration. ",
"Reunification. ", "Revolution. ", "Sexual reproduction. ",
"Space exploration. ", "Star formation. ", "Star formation. ",
"Strong nuclear interaction. ", "Suffrage extension. ",
"Supernova explosion. ", "Supernova explosions. ",
"Taxation without representation. ", "Terrorism. ",
"Turbulent fragmentation. ", "Ultraviolet absorption. ",
"United Nations. ", "Urbanization. ",
"Violent relaxation. ", "Virialization. ",
"Volatile gas expulsion. ", "Warring nations. ",
"Water condensation. ", "Water dissociation. ",
"World Trade Organization. ", "World conflagration. ",
"World conflagration. ", "World-Wide Web creation. "
};
int hotu_index[99] = { 66, 43, 27, 79, 62, 19, 17, 68, 3,
51, 7, 69, 89, 90, 2, 85, 14, 47,
10, 59, 55, 20, 39, 38, 15, 26, 36,
4, 48, 41, 81, 56, 77, 82, 78, 12,
65, 64, 16, 91, 93, 94, 61, 86, 63,
60, 57, 58, 72, 5, 75, 34, 49, 21,
53, 35, 37, 0, 33, 6, 44, 29, 70,
92, 25, 30, 8, 83, 74, 13, 23, 28,
42, 67, 24, 46, 54, 88, 40, 97, 50,
80, 18, 96, 32, 87, 76, 1, 52, 71,
11, 95, 84, 45, 73, 22, 98, 9, 31
};
int main(void)
{
int i,
length;
cout << "The History of the Universe in 200 Words or Less\n\n";
for(i = 0; i <= 98; i++)
{
length += strlen(hotu[hotu_index[i]]);
if (length > 80)
{ length = strlen(hotu[hotu_index[i]]);
cout << "\n";
}
cout << hotu[hotu_index[i]];
}
cout << "\n\n";
cout << "Copyright 1996 by Eric Schulman\n";
}
Copyright 1996,1997 by Eric Schulman
C++ translation by Tim Beauchamp (timb@googol.com), with minor changes
by
Eric Schulman and Alok Singhal.
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